Friday, September 5, 2014
It's that time once again to see what songs they are randomly playing in supermarkets.
1. Green Day - Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)
It's still strange to think this is actually a Green Day song, but perfect if you want to get sentimental about the food you're buying. It's something unpredictable but in the end that fruit looks ripe, I hope it doesn't give me the food poisoning of my life.
Friday, July 25, 2014
Music is full of metaphors and florid language, but sometimes it's just nice to get straight to the point. In that spirit, let's take a look at the current Billboard top 10 and break them down to their simplest meaning.
1. Magic - Rude
Simplest Meaning: "I just want to bang your daughter so stop being a dick about it"
I can't stress how much I hate this song. It's rude to my ears and I don't blame the father for wanting to keep this guy away from his daughter. I wouldn't want a canadian playing reggae guy anywhere near my daughter either.
Posted by Sho' Nuff at 9:47 AM
Thursday, June 12, 2014
With the World Cup starting today, it would be ideal to get to know the players on the U.S. World Cup roster. If you want a serious breakdown, I suggest checking out this detailed Sports Illustrated roster run down.
But if you want to have a little more fun with the roster, here's a pop culture breakdown of the U.S. roster.
Posted by Sho' Nuff at 11:46 AM
Friday, June 6, 2014
It's that time again to recap musical selections of supermarkets. Here are the last five songs that I've heard while shopping in the supermarket:
1. Mary J. Blige - Real Love
This song is almost too good to be played in the supermarket. It was distracting enough that I actually forgot to buy some things on my list.
Friday, May 23, 2014
This has been a bad week to be a child as Lemonheads and Mcdonald's introduced creepy new mascots Lemonhead and Happy respectively.
Apparently market research determined that brand ambassadors who inspire fear are a good idea.
They both look like characters out of Goosebumps books, but I think Lemonhead is the more disturbing mascot.
Posted by Sho' Nuff at 1:36 PM
Labels: Happy Meal Mascot, Lemonhead Mascot, Terrifying New Mascots for Lemonheads and Mcdonald's Happy Meal
Friday, May 9, 2014
If you haven't read Josh Levin's superhero draft profile over at Slate yet, then it is highly recommended that you do. Inspired by Levin's article and the second day of the NFL draft, here are some NFL draft profiles on Disney movie characters.
Friday, May 2, 2014
For some reason, sunshine happens to be a fairly popular song topic. It could be that sunshine is an effective metaphor for happiness and artists don't feel like coming up with new ones.
It's getting warmer so here are five songs about sunshine.
Len - Steal My Sunshine
Clearly the most ridiculous sunshine song on this list. There's just so many strange things going on with this song and video: nonsensical lyrics, a pseudo orange scooter gang, weird people.
I don't know what their sunshine is or who stole it, but I don't want any part of it. They should have been more concerned about someone stealing their musical career as they were never heard from again.