Sesame Street is back at it again with their parodies of TV shows such as True Detective, House of Cards, Scandal, and Sherlock. In a video for Entertainment Weekly, it pokes fun at the Emmys and various TV dramas.
According to Cookie Monster's Rust Cohle, time is a round flat cookie that never completely satisfies your hunger.
The The House of Cards one is also great, but what really steals the show is the Scandal parody. Cookie Monster keeps coming back with plot turns that get more and more ridiculous yet true to the show.
It's still strange to think this is actually a Green Day song, but perfect if you want to get sentimental about the food you're buying. It's something unpredictable but in the end that fruit looks ripe, I hope it doesn't give me the food poisoning of my life.
Music is full of metaphors and florid language, but sometimes it's just nice to get straight to the point. In that spirit, let's take a look at the current Billboard top 10 and break them down to their simplest meaning.
1. Magic - Rude
Simplest Meaning: "I just want to bang your daughter so stop being a dick about it"
I can't stress how much I hate this song. It's rude to my ears and I don't blame the father for wanting to keep this guy away from his daughter. I wouldn't want a canadian playing reggae guy anywhere near my daughter either.
With the World Cup starting today, it would be ideal to get to know the players on the U.S. World Cup roster. If you want a serious breakdown, I suggest checking out this detailed Sports Illustrated roster run down.
But if you want to have a little more fun with the roster, here's a pop culture breakdown of the U.S. roster.