Friday, August 14, 2009

Does Anybody Really Love Rolos?

Sure, Rolos are a decent candy, but they're not anything special. I can't even remember the last time I bought or had Rolos. Ninety-nine percent of the time they taste like they have been sitting in the candy aisle for the last decade.

 For the first half of my life, I was convinced that Rolos were suppose to be stale and rock hard.  Then it recently occured to me, I don't think I've ever heard or seen a person say "Oh my god I love Rolos, they're my favorite candy," or "I really want some Rolos right now."

 It just doesn't happen. That's weird because you would think that there must be people in the world who enjoy them. If there weren't, why would Rolos continue to exist?

Of course, I can think of some good reasons that most people never proclaim their love for Rolos. After about four or five of them, it feels like you've had more than enough, and you either throw away the rest or try to pass them off to one of your friends.

 If you're foolish enough to eat the whole package, the awful feeling in your stomach confirms that it was definitely a mistake.

Apparently, a popular slogan Rolo once used was "Do you love anybody enough to give them your last Rolo?" But it seems if you do feel that way then you better be prepared for a sad and lonely existence because nobody wants your stupid Rolo.

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