Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Favre's Back Again

Brett Favre decided to unretire for what seems like the 50th time. Here's a list of things that seem comparable to Favre or remind me of him:
1. Herpes - every time you think he's gone, he comes back.

2. Zombies - At this point, it wouldn't be all that surprising if a 100 years from now a zombie version of Brett Favre rose up out of the ground because he got the desire to come back again.

3. "The Simpsons" - Like Favre the show was iconic through the 90s, but in its later years has suffered a drop off .

4. T-1000 Terminator - No matter how many times you think you're gotten away from him, he reappears ready for action. Kind of like the constant Favre media coverage or his promises of being 99 percent sure he's done with football.

5. Kimberly from Melrose Place - That woman would not die, and like Favre she brings tons of drama to the party . She was suppose to be dead at least two times. Every time you thought she was dead, she came back for more. Sounds kind of familiar doesn't it.

6. Madonna - The female version of Favre. Well past her prime physically, but wants us to believe she still has it.

7. Yo-yo - Constantly goes back and forth, does a few neat tricks, is a little beat up and not nearly as good as it was when you were a kid

8. Old Yeller - I'm not saying that Favre has rabies, but I'm pretty sure Green Bay fans think he's gone crazy and believe their once lovable player needs to be put down.

9. Madden Video Game - Favre was almost unstoppable in the game because Madden loved him so much. I'm not sure if he understands that unlike the video game he won't automatically be rated a 99 just for coming back. Also, I remember one of my friends using Favre in Madden and getting so mad that he couldn't get Favre to the line quick enough for a last play that he flipped his bed in anger.

10. Dial up Modem - Like Favre it was popular in the 90s and was once considered cutting edge. Now they're both old, slow, and still used in the Midwest.

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