Friday, November 27, 2009

R. Kelly Just Wants to Get You Pregnant

R. Kelly has done it again.  This time he has a song called "Pregnant," and it's as bad as you think it is.

You really won't believe some of the lyrics here.  Nobody demeans women quite like Kelly as he describes meeting a woman at a club and croons "Never felt nothing like this,  she's more than a mistress, bout to handle my business then put that girl in my kitchen."

If that's not good enough, he pounds the point home with a chorus consisting of him singing " Girl you make me want to get you pregnant... Knock you up, knock you up."

Link to song after jump.

You can listen to it here.

 I'm sure there's several steps to Kelly getting a woman pregnant and his various songs and lyrics give us a hint about the process.  It's the "Ignition Remix" so he's probably out on the weekend having some fun at a "Fiesta Fiesta" when he sees you on the dance floor and starts "Feelin on yo Booty" because he says "I'm a Flirt." 

It's clear to him that "Your Body's Callin" so this leads to him taking you back to his room because it "Seems Like Your Ready" for a little "Bump and Grind."  Somehow you get "Trapped in the Closet" where you're like two gorillas in the jungle making love.  Finally that results in him "getting you pregnant."

Obviously you wouldn't be a woman, but an underage girl.  The only part I can't figure out is if the golden shower takes place before or after the getting you pregnant part.

Although I think Tracy Jordan of "30 Rock" best describes how R. Kelly wants to do it with this quote.

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