Friday, January 22, 2010

Why Ke$ha Sucks



Knowing Kesha sucks, certainly isn't news to anyone who has heard her awful song "Tik Tok."  Kesha's whiny borderline retarded tone makes nails on a chalkboard sound appealing.  Since she's a high school drop out, she probably believes that's the correct way to spell tick tock as well.

Don't even watch the video for this song because it will only incite more anger.  The video glamorizes Kesha as some sort of vagabond prostitute that likes passing out in bathtubs.


She's definitely the chick that gets wasted within the first five minutes of a party, but keeps drinking until she becomes "that crazy girl" everybody's referring to.  Then she passes out in a corner midway through the party, and only avoids a frat boy's attempt at borderline consensual sex because she threw up on herself earlier.

Kesha's like a homeless man's Taylor Swift but only if this version of Swift happened to be really slutty coke addict too.

Kesha's a bizarro version of
Taylor Swift

Further proving the crappiness of her music, are her collaborations with terrible artists like Flo Rida and Pit Bull whose names are equally as bad as their music.  Putting a random space between the word Florida doesn't count as a name.  Your name is Florida.  Florida. Florida that's the name of a state.

Oh yeah and she's so hardcore that she apparently wrote a song for Miley Cyrus.  Even worse, Courtney Love has praised her.  You know Kesha sucks when a crazy and talentless person like Love says she wants to mentor her.

That's like asking Tiger Woods to give you marriage advice or using a schizophrenic homeless guy as a job reference .

Lastly, the douchiness of using a dollar sign in your name speaks for itself.

18 comments:

  1. wow someone has it out for her and tik tok does not suck and she pretty so dont diss her. Ke$ha is amazing and Flo Rida and Pitbull are good too. and i dont think he meant his name to be like florida probably a shorter way to say flow rider get it kinda sounds the same

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    1. you're an imbecile

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    2. Ahahhhahahahaha fuck you, kesha is the very worst example of bottom-of-the-barrel pop shit

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  2. I'm confident that Ke$ha's does suck and I think you're giving Flo Rida too much credit. But you're entitled to your opinion just like I am.

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  3. kesha is a piece of shit. what else is new? almost every artist out today on the pop front i.e. justin bieber, rihanna, miley cyrus, selena gomez, the jonas brothers (man- its funny how the worst artists out today come from disney or sucky tv shows)SUCK. even the so-called decent ones who can carry a decent note like demi lovato, or a good dancer like chris brown are still not special. their talents are overrated. neyo wouldnt be so bad if he didnt whine in every song, could actually SING, didnt keep getting sued for STEALING OTHER PEOPLES LYRICS, and didnt take one of michael jackson's stage persona's- and beat that image to death! overall, he's a decent bet, but he wont be remembered for anything other than being a copycat- the same thing that lady gaga, beyonce, Brittany spears, and justin timberlake has had to deal with in the past. better for the music industry to get REAL talented artists and cultivate their own unique style, than to keep producing various lipsynching, non-talented clones of michael jackson, janet jackson, madonna, and wannabe beatles bands i.e. jonas bros. album sales are greatly inflated by reports in the media to fool others into buying these artists- cuz their popular and cool (sarcasm). it has to do with group think. one does it, we all do it, and wont even notice that we're following a pack of empty headed sheep. the music industry has f-d up; as the good news is that hardly anyones buying this shit anymore, other than desperate tweens. kill the tweens, and we kill this problem- and that shitty tween love movie twilight

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  4. i totally agree with u Anonymous. thank u 4 sayin that

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  5. Way to go Sho'nuff, could't have said it better myself. This woman (and I use that term loosely) is nothing but a talentless piece of shit who'll evidently do anything for a buck. What she calls music is senseless fucking garbage.

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  6. Every note she sings is like someone pounding a rusty nail just a little farther into my skull. It's so, so painful to listen to. I have two children, girls aged 10 and 13, who absolutely love Kesha, and so I've heard the trash she passes off for music over and over and over again, as well as other refuse worthy music, such as Lady Gaga and all those obnoxious pubertal shits from the Disney channel. These "artists" have all decided that children do not have discerning taste, and that they can pass off this trash to little girls, who'll buy up their music with their parents money and fawn all over them. And you know what? They're absolutely, 100% right. The Disney channel does the same thing with the garbage shows they produce, like Suite Life on Deck or Hana Montana. Derivative, unfunny trash, but it sells because kids don't actually know what's funny yet. The days of kids programming that's also entertaining for the adults who have to sit through it is over.

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  7. wow. she sucks SOO effin bad its amazing. that song is HORRIBLE. it sounds like it should be on a kids hosw for 9-12 year olds.

    christ that music is bad. you can tell she;s been in the game for a long time trying to make a mark and the music industry was like," just act slutty and sing this garbage and we can all make some money".

    she is trying waaaaaaayy too hard to be the cool party girl. ots mega-overcompensation. this music is insanely terrible.

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  8. its baffling that this shit is passed off as music. she cant rap, she cant sing, and thats the message we want to send our sixth graders? lets go out and get fucked up and fuck caring about the future? Pop music is a sad, sad state of affairs.

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  9. Her music is nothing but autotuned redundant noise. It has no substance whatsoever and only exists to make dollar signs for some already rich company mogul.

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  10. Oh my gosh she sucks. She sucks so bad. I HATE HER! Why are her songs so STUPID!?

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  11. Hahaha, I love this. Recently everyone around me is telling me how great she is. Um...no. I'm just disgusted at what music is popular in the United States. This is the reason I cannot find anything about my favorite band because they are too busy overseas catering to people who aren't coked up whores with terrible taste. I should get out of here myself.

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  12. The fact she's famous makes me physically ill.

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  13. I don't like Kesha at all. But here's the horrible truth...she's got a 1500 SAT score and a 140 IQ, and is a huge math and history nerd that used to sneak into college history lectures.

    Yeah. Mind blown.

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  14. I'm so glad someone has the guts to tell the truth. Right on spot, my man! Kesha sucks!!!! Most pop singers who can't sing well at least can carry a tune. She wines and nasals through it, like fingernails on a chalkboard. Gross.

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