Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Icing Bros Movie Parodies



The whole icing a bro thing is pretty stupid to begin with but in this instance it's pretty amusing.  College Humor made a video that inserts the phenomenon into dramatic scenes in movies such as "The Shining," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Back to the Future II."

The whole "icing" in "Back to the Future II" raises quite the philosophical debate because icing someone could change the whole future.  Like maybe hoverboards do really exist because you messed up the time space continuum by doing it.

And could you just keep going back to the past to deice yourself so you'd never truly be iced.  What if you ice your future self?  These are all important questions that you should be thinking about.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Honda's Amazing Free Kick for Japan in 2010 World Cup


England's David Beckham isn't the only guy who can bend a soccer ball,  Japan's Keisuka Honda is pretty good at it too.

Check out Honda's amazing free kick against Denmark.  It's a great strike, but there's definitely something strange about the Jubalani, the official 2010 World Cup ball.   It knuckles like a Tim Wakefield pitch.

Maybe Honda was thinking about the soccer version of this before he struck the ball. Video after break.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Mr. Spriggs BBQ Commercial



This place must be for people who love their food, maybe a little too much.  You know the people who turn eating into a sexual experience.  Kind of like this.

Then again, who hasn't thought that combining an R&B slow jam with BBQ was a good idea.  I imagine that this is how R. Kelly or Keith Sweat enjoy their BBQ.

I bet Kelly sings "Seems Like Your Ready" to his food before he starts eating.  Hopefully, Kelly doesn't like to piss on his BBQ while eating though.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

New Golden Eye 007 Video Game


In November, Activision will release a brand new Golden Eye game that's exclusively for the Wii.  This is a great / horrible news.

The original Golden Eye was definitely one of the best video games ever made, and the first to make multiplayer fun.

Also, there was nothing quite like telling someone that you were going to chop them to death then doing it and watching how angry that person got about it.

A new game is horrible news because the original nearly derailed my freshman year of college.  I had never played Golden Eye until my friends introduced me to it.

Naturally I got addicted because it was like some sort of gateway drug.  I played it as much as I could to make up for lost time. Not to mention, I was sick of constantly getting my ass kicked in multiplayer.
 
I even started missing classes to play it.  So what I'm saying is, if you find me living in a cardboard box in 2011, then you'll already know what happened to me.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Where to Watch 2010 Fifa World Cup Online




One of the greatest sporting events in the world, the 2010 Fifa World Cup starts today.  It's been four long years, but it's finally back.

If you're not already excited, then maybe the Simpsons soccer clip above can get you pumped for it.

Of course the only problem is that most of the matches take place during work hours.  Don't worry though, you can still keep track of the games by watching them online.

The best option for viewing games is ESPN3.com as they will have almost every World Cup streaming match streaming.  Although if you're like me and your stupid cable company doesn't allow you taccess ESPN 3 then there's another option.

Univision is streaming every single World Cup match for free at UnivisionFutbol.com.  Sure it's only in Spanish, but listening to Spanish announcers might be a better experience because they make everything more exciting.

Holds it, Holds it, Holds it!!! Here's a good example.  My life would be a lot more exciting if a Spanish announcer was doing play by play.

Even the mundane stuff like brushing my teeth would seem cool, and then I could celebrate after everything I did.

Here's some more ways to follow the World Cup online from Mashable.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Lost Explained


If you're still confused about the ending of Lost then this is your lucky day.

Apparently some guy who works at JJ Abrams's  Bad Robot production company has an explanation for the ending and insight into the writers' plan for the series.  Here it is.

Call me crazy, but I still think Richard Alpert's khakis  tie into all this somehow.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Hall and Oates "You Make My Dreams Come True"



It's always a good time to watch Hall and Oates "You Make My Dreams Come True" video. This video really will make all your dreams come true.  Assuming your dreams are awesome mustaches, keyboards  and crazy 80s dancing.

Anybody who doesn't like this video is dead inside, and I feel sorry for them.

Come on, Oates does the twist and shout while playing his guitar.  Nobody does that.  It takes some real talent to pull that off.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Worst Movie Trailers


It's been a long holiday weekend and I'm kind of tired so here's a blog called Worst Movie Trailers of All Time that lets you watch some of the worst movie trailers ever made.

One of them is a movie called "Gooby."  I'm not going to lie, "Gooby" is so strange that it kind of freaks me out.  Who thought that movie would ever be a good idea?

I bet the twist ending is that Gooby was really just some pedophile dressed up in a crazy suit so he could get next to kids.

Is anybody else not surprised that Eugene Levy is in this?  That guy never turns down a movie.  He's probably in half of these worst movie trailers.