Friday, March 18, 2011

Rebecca Black's Friday

This is what happens when people encourage crap like Ke$ha: Rebecca Black's song: "Friday."

Everybody can agree it is the worst song ever made, and one of the few things that's actually worse than Ke$ha.

It reminds me of a much shittier version of "Let's Go To The Mall" by Robin Sparkles, the fictional Canadian pop singer on "How I Met Your Mother."

Except that song's suppose to be a joke and intentionally bad unlike Black's song.

The lyrics of "Friday" seem to indicate that Black's in a special education class and just set her homework assignment about what she's doing this weekend to music.

And she needs to stop pretending that she doesn't know where to sit because she chooses the backseat both times.

As far as I can tell,  an important part of partying on Friday is awkward and off beat dancing with very few minorities.

They must have told the Asian and black kids that the real party was on Saturday so they wouldn't show up.

But the best part of the video is that they somehow found the bizarro or homeless man's version of Timberland to rap at the end of the song.

Nothing solidifies a bad song like a poor rap by a random guy that no one's heard of.

If I'm A-Ha, I'd be pissed that she imitated some of their pencil-sketch animation from the "Take on Me" video.

Although, I did keep hoping that random guy with the wrench who chases the A-Ha guy would show up and hit Black with the wrench.

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