Friday, June 1, 2012

Stubhub Ticket Oak is Creepy



There's something really unsettling about the Ticket Oak in the Stubhub commercial.  Maybe it's the googly eyes or the strange expression on its face, but I don't trust it.

It seems a little too convenient that a magical ticket tree would just appear in your backyard one day.

I wouldn't let children anywhere near the Ticket Oak because it looks like it would somehow molest them.  I swear it's the sinister version of the Giving Tree.

And what kind of tree has teeth?  The only reason it would need teeth would be to eat you or children.

If you accept tickets from that tree, I bet the price is your soul.

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