Friday, January 11, 2013

The Thought Process Behind ZzzQuil

It's as if Vicks had a board meeting and was like "you know a lot of people just misuse NyQuil as a sleeping aid even when they're not sick."

Then one guy suggests, "We could just repackage the same product and name it ZzzQuil so people wouldn't feel as bad about abusing the product."

I predict a sharp decline in NyQuil sales as people no longer have to pretend they are buying it as a cold medication.  This about sums up its effectiveness on a cold.

The next evolution occurs when companies realize people use cold medicine to make meth so they cut out the middle man and do it themselves in a Gus Fring style lab.

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