Friday, May 29, 2015

Arsenal's Return of the Mack Parody

Unless Arsenal wins the FA Cup this weekend, this parody video of Mark Morrison's 90s hit "Return of the Mack" called "Return of the Fan" represents their greatest accomplish of the season.

The song replaces the original lyrics of "Return of the Mack" with Arsenal fans' lament about what to do during the soccer off season.

Arsenal players Per Mertesacker,  Aaron Ramsey, and Laurent Koscielny feature in the video while proving that a German, Welsh, and French person can't keep the same beat.

The real MVP of the video has to be Per Mertesacker who goes full drunk guy at a wedding by waving a towel and passionately lip synching.

If "Return of the Fan" was really truthful, it would have had the lyric, "You lied to me. You said you'd win the Premier League."

Friday, May 8, 2015

New Hamburglar: Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Wife

Mcdonald's decided it was time to update their Hamburglar character by making him a real person with a wife and son that's also very creepy in his spare time.

Maybe I've seen too many Criminal Minds and Law and Order SVU episodes, but he looks like the type of guy that commits sexual assault crimes with burgers.